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I’m right-handed, but starting today, I’m going to do everything left-handed. Why? To see if it can be done and if I can make myself ambidextrous. I did it once before, with my computer mouse, when carpal tunnel made my right-hand go numb. It… Continue Reading “Dad Stuff: Right to Left”
As I walked out of the grocery store tonight, something strange happened. A man was lying on the pavement of the parking lot, halfway under my car, looking at the underside of my car. It was daylight. Tons of people were around. So I… Continue Reading “I Have a Jeep”
Below is a Ted Talk that punched me in the gut. No. Hit me in the head. No. Woke me up (can I say “I’m woke?”). Benjamin Hardy says alotta stuff, but what I hear is stop doing 30-day fasts, or Whole30, or cleanses,… Continue Reading “I’m 100 (it’s how the kids say 100%)”
My iPhone doesn’t have a case. Never has. Never will. I like to keep it in my front pocket or back pocket (or any pocket). The problem with that is, something will scratch it. Maybe the keys. Maybe the denim on my jeans. Maybe… Continue Reading “Neoprene Sleeve”
“So you want to be a rap superstar And live large a big house 5 cars, you’re in charge Comin’ up in the world Don’t trust nobody Gotta look over your shoulder constantly.” -Cypress Hill This is bragging in one way or another. Either… Continue Reading “Bought a Car”
Thought I would use Mother’s Day and my random Blog to talk about my Mom. Was she the best-Mom-ever? I’ve always thought she was, but to truly figure it out, we would need a panel discussion, surveys, data analysis, and an independent review board,… Continue Reading “My Mom”
As Annie Lennox sang, “here comes the rain again,” and for a guy who obsesses about his lawn, and who has two neighbors with yards higher than my yard, and another guy who does zero lawn maintenance, my backyard is still smushy and muddy… Continue Reading “The Lawn”
Sometimes I pop outta bed at 4:45 a.m. and brew my coffee (via Aeropress) and I plan to get alotta stuff done. And then sometimes, I don’t. Like this morning. I checked Facebook and Twitter and came across these and I laughed and laughed… Continue Reading “Three HILARIOUS Things”
If you’ll take the 6-minutes to watch this, please know this …this happened when I was 35 years old. I’m 46-years-old, now. And at the end I act like all at once I figured everything out. You might think for the past 11-years I’ve… Continue Reading “The Joy of Breathing from The Moth StorySLAM”