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Regular readers know 2026 is all about my “Power Weekends.” When I read an article on Art of Manliness that Ernest Hemingway was big on “planning his weekends,” I had an a-ha moment. That “a-ha” was this … weekends kinda used to stress me… Continue Reading “New Landscaping. Who Dis?”
The author is entering the “Buy Don Stuff” season, where they share a curated list of desired items on their website, primarily around Father’s Day, their birthday, and Christmas. They emphasize that they only request gifts during this period, making it clear they are not greedy. Recent additions to their list include a slant board, specific clothing brands, and a focus on natural fibers. They encourage others to check back regularly as preferences evolve, highlighting the importance of knowing what one wants in life.
How was I supposed to concentrate at work, on a Friday, a day known to be notoriously hard to stay focused, when I know there’s a brand new trimmer and leaf blower at home just waiting to be opened and used? Excitement. Adventure. Pride… Continue Reading “New Trimmer, who ‘dis?”
I’m guessing I’m not the only guy whose feelings are hurt by this Progressive “Becoming Your Parents” commercial. Mostly, those are funny … but when Dr. Rick said, “lawn care is not a hobby.” I was a little offended. I got my best stationary… Continue Reading “Lawn Mowing Bliss = A Honda Harmony Lawn Mower”
Part of me is proud of my long, pointy nose. My nose isn’t too long. But it is pointy. And it looks like the pointy noses of many people in my family … generations of noses … and I think it’s very cool how… Continue Reading “Me and My Long, Pointy Nose”
Remember the scene in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels where Michael Cane is teaching Steve Martin how to move his arms, stand, turn, and walk? If you don’t, here … watch this . . . That scene made me think about form and function and now,… Continue Reading “Form and Function”
Dear everyone, Here’s some more Life Advice. Never drink from the plastic lid on your to-go coffee cup. Not at Starbucks. Not at Speedway. Nowhere. Never. Pictured here is my hand on my plastic lid at a coffee and donut shop to illustrate what… Continue Reading “Life Advice: Never Drink from the Plastic Lid”
I have this dream that someday, someone is going to set out to build the perfect dishwasher and they’ll send letters and notices to every town and village, and they’ll nail a poster to the front door of town hall saying, “wanted …citizens to… Continue Reading “Dishwasher: Choose Clean Over Beauty and Longevity”
I’m obsessed with quality Bluetooth phone calls on my iPhone. It hurts my feelings when people ask, “what’s a phone call?” … or, “OMG, only psychos make phone calls and (gasp) leave voicemails.” I’ll give you one guess who said the “OMG” comment. Well,… Continue Reading “The BEST iPhone Headphones for Making Phone Calls”
Full Disclosure:Â I know baldness is 100% hereditary. But it doesn’t mean I can’t “flat Earther” hair loss and tell you what IÂ think is a remedy for keeping your hair. I’m vain. About some things. I’m short. But that’s never bothered me. I’m a… Continue Reading “How Not to be Bald”