Category: Dad Stuff

Who’s Ready for More Shelf Elf

Well, last night was nearly a Elf on the Shelf disaster and it wasn’t until this morning while making coffee I was like, “oh, no …Elf on the Shelf didn’t move!” It was a mad dash and desperate attempt to make things right, so… Continue Reading “Who’s Ready for More Shelf Elf”

More Shelf Elf

I think a really good Shelf Elf idea would be for the kids to wake up and find their elf was running a cock fighting racket in our basement. But have you priced roosters, lately? And while I find nothing morally wrong about staging… Continue Reading “More Shelf Elf”