Writer. Ad Sales and Marketing. Social Media Content Creator. Aeropress Coffee. Makes the best salsa in the world.
This week, when my 13-year-old daughter asked, “Dad? Will you do a load of laundry for me?” I said to her, “do you want me to show you how to do laundry?” She said, “sure,” and so I showed her. My method is handed… Continue Reading “Is There a Proper Way to Launder Your Clothes?”
There are better places on the Internet to get Weezer news, but why work that hard. Here, you’re reading stuff from a guy who was among the first ever to subscribe to their fan club newsletter back in 1993 when the newsletter was delivered… Continue Reading “Weezer Stuff”
If I’m going to be a Podcast star, an author, public speaker, and a screenwriter, I really need to up my Website and Blog game. I’m into coffee. Very specific coffee beans and very specific techniques. I don’t even have a drip coffee maker.… Continue Reading “Clean-Up, Aisle Website”
The snow came early in Michigan, and so too will my Christmas list. Let’s get one thing straight …I don’t do this for me. I do it for you. I also do it because it annoys (and amuses) my wife. It helps my wife get me the… Continue Reading “The 2019 Christmas List”
It’s time for everyone’s favorite new game show (queue snappy 70s disco music) … Snow-Day or No-Snow-Day!!! You all know how to play, but for those playing at home, here are the rules… First, you start to get texts from friends and co-Teachers (I’m… Continue Reading “Let’s Play Snow-Day or No-Snow-Day!”
A category-5 hurricane has winds of 156 m.p.h. and up. My leafblower boasts 260 m.p.h power. I used to have a leaf blower I got at a garage sale and I don’t know how powerful that one was, but I can tell you …it… Continue Reading “Badass Leaf Blower”
As I walked out of the grocery store tonight, something strange happened. A man was lying on the pavement of the parking lot, halfway under my car, looking at the underside of my car. It was daylight. Tons of people were around. So I… Continue Reading “I Have a Jeep”
OK. Here’s thinking outside the box. You have a garden. Like many of my friends with gardens, you might have too much stuff. So, how about you bring some of that stuff and let me make Donnie Jalapeno Salsa with produce from your garden. I’m… Continue Reading “Donnie Jalapeno and YOUR GARDEN”