Don Kowalewski
Writer. Ad Sales and Marketing. Social Media Content Creator. Aeropress Coffee. Makes the best salsa in the world.
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The 2019 Christmas List
The snow came early in Michigan, and so too will my Christmas list. Let’s get one thing straight …I don’t do this for me. I do it for you. I also do it because it annoys (and amuses) my wife. It helps my wife get me the… Continue Reading “The 2019 Christmas List”
Let’s Play Snow-Day or No-Snow-Day!
It’s time for everyone’s favorite new game show (queue snappy 70s disco music) … Snow-Day or No-Snow-Day!!! You all know how to play, but for those playing at home, here are the rules… First, you start to get texts from friends and co-Teachers (I’m… Continue Reading “Let’s Play Snow-Day or No-Snow-Day!”
Badass Leaf Blower
A category-5 hurricane has winds of 156 m.p.h. and up. My leafblower boasts 260 m.p.h power. I used to have a leaf blower I got at a garage sale and I don’t know how powerful that one was, but I can tell you …it… Continue Reading “Badass Leaf Blower”
I’m Co-Host of a Podcast: The Alpha Shift
Fact: 97% of the U.S. population has a Podcast Fact: 91% of the U.S. population has a YouTube Channel. And now those #s are 97.1% and 91.1% because I have a Podcast, too. Well, I’m co-host on my friend Dave’s Podcast, The Alpha Shift. Linked below… Continue Reading “I’m Co-Host of a Podcast: The Alpha Shift”
I Have a Jeep
As I walked out of the grocery store tonight, something strange happened. A man was lying on the pavement of the parking lot, halfway under my car, looking at the underside of my car. It was daylight. Tons of people were around. So I… Continue Reading “I Have a Jeep”
Donnie Jalapeno and YOUR GARDEN
OK. Here’s thinking outside the box. You have a garden. Like many of my friends with gardens, you might have too much stuff. So, how about you bring some of that stuff and let me make Donnie Jalapeno Salsa with produce from your garden. I’m… Continue Reading “Donnie Jalapeno and YOUR GARDEN”
I’m 100 (it’s how the kids say 100%)
Below is a Ted Talk that punched me in the gut. No. Hit me in the head. No. Woke me up (can I say “I’m woke?”). Benjamin Hardy says alotta stuff, but what I hear is stop doing 30-day fasts, or Whole30, or cleanses,… Continue Reading “I’m 100 (it’s how the kids say 100%)”
I Love Don Week 2019
My birthday is July 11th. Every year. And most of you know the week leading up to my birthday is known as “I Love Don Week.” It’s an opportunity for you to celebrate me for an entire week and give me gifts every day. I… Continue Reading “I Love Don Week 2019”
Neoprene Sleeve
My iPhone doesn’t have a case. Never has. Never will. I like to keep it in my front pocket or back pocket (or any pocket). The problem with that is, something will scratch it. Maybe the keys. Maybe the denim on my jeans. Maybe… Continue Reading “Neoprene Sleeve”
Three HILARIOUS Things
Sometimes I pop outta bed at 4:45 a.m. and brew my coffee (via Aeropress) and I plan to get alotta stuff done. And then sometimes, I don’t. Like this morning. I checked Facebook and Twitter and came across these and I laughed and laughed… Continue Reading “Three HILARIOUS Things”
Don Kowalewski 