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The Donnie Jalapeno Kitchen is Open for the Season

Hola. Want some salsa?  Everyone is always texting me all the time asking when I’m gonna start making it again. And when I say “everyone” and “all the time” I mean about 4 or 5 people and once or twice.  Either way …Donnie Jalapeno… Continue Reading “The Donnie Jalapeno Kitchen is Open for the Season”

Stuff I Want, New and Improved for 2024

They say it’s better to give than to receive. I agree. So I make it easy for people to give me things. Too many people say things like, “I have everything I need,” or, “if I want something I’ll just buy it.” Last I… Continue Reading “Stuff I Want, New and Improved for 2024”

How Not to Look Like a Ragamuffin (Do Laundry Correctly)

My Mom, when seeing what my siblings and I were wearing or how we looked, was very focused that we not leave the house, “looking like a ragamuffin.” rag·a·muf·fin (/ˈraɡəˌməfən/), noun; 1. a person, typically a child, in ragged, dirty clothes. She’d say, “I… Continue Reading “How Not to Look Like a Ragamuffin (Do Laundry Correctly)”

Gonna Get my Podcast Life In Order

There’s too many Podcasts. I love Podcasts and I want my Podcast library to be like a 1970s “book library” that someone might’ve had in their home. That respectable 70s (or 80s) “book library” would’ve had a full Encyclopedia set, quite a few Stephen… Continue Reading “Gonna Get my Podcast Life In Order”

Don’t be Boring

Don’t be boring. Be fun. Be interesting. Stand out in a crowd. Show your individualism. Some might say, “don’t try so hard,” but I say, “why not?” We all have such a short time here, why would any of us mail-it-in? The older I… Continue Reading “Don’t be Boring”

Lawn Stuff: Don Doesn’t Rake Leaves

I don’t rake leaves. I don’t bag leaves. I mulch them. Religiously. I mow them right into the lawn.  I don’t bag my grass clippings in the spring. The summer. Or in autumn.  All these mulched grass clippings and leaves make incredible soil for… Continue Reading “Lawn Stuff: Don Doesn’t Rake Leaves”

The Camp Chef is THE GREATEST

A war is coming. I’m about to write something that, if I had more than 12 readers, would set off a firestorm of angry comments and Tweets more intense than a hundred year Trump campaign. A rage worse than an old-person and a young-person… Continue Reading “The Camp Chef is THE GREATEST”

Day 1

There’s always a Day 1 and any day can be a “day 1”. This is my “day 1” of getting back to my Blog. My life, at the moment is full of Day-1s. My wife just took a new job teaching a new grade… Continue Reading “Day 1”

Dad Stuff: Dad Decree 1

No shoes to be worn in the house. Today, on the 28th day of April, in the year of our Lord 2021, I, as Dad in our household, decree that shoes are not to be worn around the house. This will be the first… Continue Reading “Dad Stuff: Dad Decree 1”

Dad Stuff, Part 7: Re- Crate Training My Dog

Everyone talks about how the pandemic and shelter-in-place has impacted the family dog and I’m here to tell you, after analyzing a control group of one dog (my dog) . . . it’s true. I worked-from-home for almost two years. Now the entire family’s… Continue Reading “Dad Stuff, Part 7: Re- Crate Training My Dog”