The Donnie Jalapeno Anthem

Sung to the tune of The Three Amigos

the best salsa ever,

and totally yum.

Donnie Jalapeno is me.

with tomatoes, and cilantro.

and jalapenos

At parties they need us,

And everyone eats us

There isn’t a salsa that’s better.

And wherever we go,

We’re hot jalapenos

Donnie Jalapeno forever.

Donnie Jalapeno o o o o o

Donnie Jalapeno!

Donnie Jalapeñoooooooooo.

And your salsa forever we’ll be!