The Donnie Jalapeno Kitchen is Open for the Season

Hola. Want some salsa?  Everyone is always texting me all the time asking when I’m gonna start making it again. And when I say “everyone” and “all the time” I mean about 4 or 5 people and once or twice. 

Either way …Donnie Jalapeno Salsa is back and open for business. I have the same terrible business model, but I have the same amazing best-salsa-in-the-world. I don’t ship it. I deliver only in a small radius. Most people pick it up at my house. I told you, it’s the worst business model …but it’s all about the freshness. If Donnie Jalapeno gets really, really big, that may change. But for now, I think they call a business like mine a “cottage industry.”

Thanks for your order. You’re welcome for the best salsa.